this neck is killing me
Posted at 03:19 AM

its day 5 on PLDT and my neck is killing me. damn, i should buy some salonpas or something. its really irritating my reading momentum.

on the other side of things, an old lady officemate here is asking aepol to dictate some sort of document to her so that she can finish that type job early. or is it? i think this lady has hots for aepol for they are exchanging sweet looks and hungry touches. me, i am having a net break because i'm reading since i got here... that's 3 hours and a half. my neck is really killing me and i need a brace or something..

this office is boring, all i'm hearing is cheesy elevator music from 3 different terminals (yes, its a jungle out here), screeching speaker phones and a secretary girl talking to his boyfriend.

30 mins to lunch time... i'm hungry and i need to rest. tangina.
cheesy elevator music

2 hours to go!
Posted at 07:06 AM

3pm na! taena ang sakit ng ulo ko! parang hinahampas sa pader ang sakit... di naman ganun, pero masakit parin nonetheless... pota. sa sobrang harap sa PC to eh. sobrang basa, sobrang aral. leche...

kung ganito ako sa rest ng aking buhay eh di ko alam... sana naging billionaryo na lang ako at isang business tycoon para di na ko namomroblema ng ganito... puta, sana di na nagttrabaho ang tao para kumita, sana di mahirap ang pilipinas, sana bigtime mapasukan ko at walang ggwin kundi umupo, late na pumasok at maaga pa umalis sa office (parang boss namin dito)

haaay, sana ung ulo ko gawa sa bakal, para di na sumasakit ng ganito, tas ung mata ko may reserba, para pag pagod na ung unang set, papalitan ko na lang at ok na ulit. o kaya de-baterya, para pag napundi, papalitan ng baterya o kaya ng iris. leche! tas d namin magawa ung mga pnapagawa ng mga tao dito samin kasi wala naman kami alam, kaya eto nagaaral na lang kami dito ng mabuti para di naman nakakahiya at may magawa kami para sa PLDT.

eh si boss jun, umalis na ng mga 2:30. hinihintay ko pa naman ung mga pictures ng map para magawa ko na ung pnapagawa nia sakin... isa shang parang 'path finder'... ganito yan, isa shang module... malaki shang map ng metro manila. tas cclick ka ngaun ng lugar, pag naclick mo ung lugar, mag zozoom sha according sa kagustuhan ng user... tas pede ka rin mag roam. para bang world map ng isang RPG na game... madali lang gawin un, kaso ang problema, la ggmitin dito sa office, ang kapal naman ng peys nla kung sa bahay ko pa gagawin ang trabaho, maawa naman sila sa aking munting katawan... grabe. parusa to the max to... T_T

so, dahil wala kaming gnagwa dito, mag rereview na lang ako kahit ang mga music dito sa office ay ubod ng cheesy, baduy at walang kwenta... buti na lamang di sila nahilig sa kanta nila sexbomb kundi, ewan ko na lang...

taena, sakit tlaga ng ulo ko... T_T
geh.

amp...
Posted at 01:51 AM

binigay ung project namin, kala ko panis sakin kasi flash lang. ang project ko (kasi ako naman ang siguradong gagawa nito hindi ung kasama ko) ay map ng metro manila. pag nagclick ka ng isang area, mag zozoom sha tas makikita mo ung mga streets, mga supermarket etc... panis lang yan at madali sakin, tas my pnakita samin si sir kerry dito... puta ang lupit. buong mundo lahat ng detalye. tas 3d pa, puta out of my league na un. taena lahat ng establishimiento sa mundo kita... naiikot mo ung earth, tas pag click mo zoom ng zoom kahit tapat ng kalye namin kita. joke lang, pero puta, ang lupit.

ngaun eto ang problema... nagbago isip ni sir, gusto nia my search function na to... ngaun, pag nagsearch kami (parang dun sa program ni sir) mappnta sha dun sa map na kinakalagyan nung sinearch na lugar. so, pag tnype ko 'tanginang mapua', ppnta sha sa reposo st. or sa intramuros.

ngaun, ang magandang part nito. pwede daw sabi ni sir na inadvertise namin ito sa mga munisipyo ng mga city. tas, pwede namin, este, kong gawin na pang advertise ng mga establishiemento ng city na un. so pag-search sa isang company na to, di lang sha mapupunta sa location nito, my option din ang user ma-view ang information tungkol sa company na un. o dba ang dali lng?

nasan ka na
Posted at 01:42 PM

oi accenture kelan ka tatawag ulit? hehehe, sana twagan na ko for second interview.

gloomy friday morn
Posted at 11:56 PM

the gloomy friday morn is most satisfying when you are in your bed, sound asleep. but alas, i'm not on my bed, and i'm definitely not fast asleep... because i'm on fuckin' OJT! i want to go home...

sabaw
Posted at 02:27 PM

sabaw... talaga.

sabaw 2.
Posted at 10:41 AM

pare, tanga ko, tumawag ang accenture sakin, dapat pala ang sinabi ko, available ako ng SEPTEMBER di OCTOBER! huhuhuu, mukhang ang kukunin nila eh ung mas maaga matatapos... T_T

puta, daldal ko kasi eh...

harry potter book 6 download
Posted at 11:37 AM

being the nice citizen that i am, i'll provide you guys the ebook of harry potter book 6... enjoy.

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oo nga pala, madedead si dumboldore sa dulo. ehehe...

the freezing room of death
Posted at 06:00 AM

we're cramped up in this cold abyss... its soooo cold. putangina.

wooo
Posted at 07:24 AM

ye, accenture called me for the second time, this time, they want me for a real interview. this will be my first actual interview and i'm hoping not to piss of my pants tommorrow...

i'll be crossing my fingers on this one.

sleep
Posted at 04:41 PM

im deprived of that and why im still up at this wee hour?

morning rants
Posted at 12:02 AM

just got here at PLDT. and i am early, yes, earlier that the boss... now i'm planning on taking his job.... but unfortunately for me, and fortunately for him, i'm not inclined in doing a 2 hour commuting. so, i'll spare his neck...

um, later at 5:30pm is my first ever interview. this is the first time i'm feeling this sensation you people call as 'fear'. yeah, i'm scared out of my pants right now... i'm hoping miss marivic is a tagalog-speaking interviewer with no wrath whatsoever upon newcomers.

interview with the vampire
Posted at 11:22 AM

tapos na interview ko... sana naman... ehehe.

eto.
Posted at 11:06 AM

Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga mumunti
ngunit ginintuang butil ng payo na nakuha
ko sa aking mga magulang. Kaya heto, aking ise-
share sa inyo:

1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO
APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon
kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang
ng bahay."

2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay.

"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet,
magdasal ka na!"

3.Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC.

"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."

4. At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto MORE LOGIC.

"Kapag ikaw ay nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako
lang magisa ang manonood ng sine."

5. Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang
ibig sahibin ng IRONY.

"Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng
iiyakan mo!"

6. Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang
CONTORTIONISM.

"Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo,
tignan mo!!!"

7. Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung anong
ibig sabihin ng STAMINA.

"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo natatapos
yang lahat ng pagkain mo!"

8. At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang
WEATHER.

"Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong
magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"

9. Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa
CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong
ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."

10. Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR
MODIFICATION.

"Tumigil ka nga diyan! Huwag kang mag-inarte na
parang Nanay mo!"

11. Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig
sabihin ng GENETICS.

"Nagmana ka ngang talaga sa ama mong
walanghiya!"

12. Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung
anong ibig sabihin ng ENVY.

"Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang, di ba
kayo nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong
magulang na tulad namin?"

13. Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng
ANTICIPATION.

"Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating
tayo sa bahay!"

14. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung
anong ibig sabihin ng RECEIVING.

"Uupakan kita pagdating natin sa bahay!"

15. Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano
ang HUMOR.

"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan
mong lawnmower, wag na wag
kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!"

16. At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko
kina Inay at Itay kung ano ang JUSTICE.

"Isang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak, tiyak
maging katulad mo at magiging pasakit din sa
ulo!"
Back

my views
Posted at 04:43 AM

Just finished reading Harry Potter book 6. Bear with me as i share to you my views on the book.

oo nga pala, puro spoiler to.

HP, as we all know, is a funny, witty and heart warming book for all ages. I've been reading this book since Highschool. Actually, this series was one of the first books i read. (After happy hours, of course, the book that woke my inner book worm - because of its sexual plots and humor)In this book, Harry, turns sixteen, gets attracted at Ginny, gets ready for his encounter with Voldemort, and other interesting stuff that only Ms. Rowling can brew up. The book is carrying the usual Harry Potter formula of being light, easy and humorous the will eventaully transist to a dark and gloomy fashion and then finally, will end up with a bang. And speaking of bangs, there's quite a number of bangs in here. A few twists and tight turns that will almost will not disappoint seasoned Potter fans.

And for my GRIPES, the book, at 600+ pages (or so, as i reasearched, for i only read the e-BOOK version...) is too short, failing hopes upon the years of wait the fans endured. It doesn't measure up for the hype the fans gave it. Unlike the longest book, which is book 4, HP6 doesn't deliver on what fans want - MORE SEX, GORE and BLOOD! hehehe, joke. Too bad it was short and there was less action unlike the other books, especially book 5.

BUT the most rewarding and shocking chapters of all HP books are here. The book introduces us to dark past of Voldemort, the half blood price (who helped ace harry on potions, thought him a few spells etc), and finally the most shocking reverie of them all - DUMBOLDORE WAS KILLED BY SNAPE! hahahaha! That was shocking, and fun at the same time too. Stupid old Dumboldore had no idea whatsoever that was Snape was up to no good all this time. That'll keep fans crying for days... It is moments like these that keeps kleenex on busines... In the end, Mc Gonagall became head ministress, Harry sets out for a quest and will not be returning to school (Ron and Hermione with him), Harry and Ginny broke up, because Harry wanted to be a kick-arse hero and save the wizarding world, and finally, Hermione and Hagrid made out and became lovers.


All in all, i liked this book, because of the fact that Dumboldore dies ( I like stories with dying heroes. eg. Bioman, when Yellow 4 died) and Harry and Ginny / Lavender and Ron/ Hermione and Hagrid made out like wild rabbits whenever they have a chance. This book is full of make out actions but still remains wholesome for the kids. hehe. In summation, book three, for me is still the best HP book ever. Lets just endure a years wait yet again, for the last installment of HP. (With four Horcruxes left, i think that HP will be extended to 8 books)

GEH!

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o ayan e-book bersyon, dl nio nalang.

Good morning. Not.
Posted at 12:35 AM

Last night, i slept around 1 am. I JUST CAN F'N SLEEP! And the morning isn't that better also.

I like it when i'm going with my mother to work because it's much hassle free because we have a car. But if do go with her, i endure car-hell for the fourty minutes or so when i'm with her.

A good thing though, i have my cousin and my brother with me, so they'll have to endure mom's litany and monologue on how life suck's when:

1) You are 50+.
2) You are hoping your sons will take care of you when they grow up. (with constant reminders and side whispers that you'll do so)
3) You are working your ass off, and still have a son who can't stand you whenever you give your litany.
4) You don't have the money to give your sons when all your sons know that you can stuff our bags with bills if you want to.

and etcetera etcetera...

Within minutes of this hell trip my mom already blurted out that:

1) I farted. (When no one seems to notice but her who have this extraordinary olfactory nerves on par with Wolverine's)
2) That i log out of office at 4 and go with her on the way home. (So i get bad impressions from the people here, i can save money and so she'll be able to cut my allowance tomorrow)
3) The DOG'S HAIR on MY BAG for GHRISSAKES!

and some other things i forgot to mention.

sasuke is gay
Posted at 06:59 AM

http://www.geocities.com/jang_nara1127/NynjaOfTheNyght

and here's the proof.

the parable of the woodcutter
Posted at 12:17 AM

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch
of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out,
the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The
woodcutter replied
that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed
the axe to make
his living.


The Lord went down in the water and reappeared
with a golden
axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a
silver axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an
iron axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked.
"Yes", he replied. The Lord was pleased with the
man's honesty and
gave him all three axes to keep, and the
woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with
his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he
cried out, the
Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you
crying?" "Oh Lord,
my wife has fallen into the water!"


The Lord went down into the water and came up
with Angelina Jolie.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
untruth!"

The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh,
forgive me, Lord.
It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no'
to Angelina
Jolie, You would have come up with Catherine
Zeta-Jones. Then if I
also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with
my wife. Had I
then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a
poor man, and am not able to take care of all three
wives, and I
love my wife such that I don't want her to share me
with anyone, so
THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies,
it is for a good
and honourable reason, and for the benefit of
others.. MOSTLY his
wife!

That's our story, and we're sticking to it...

One hour and ticking.
Posted at 08:40 AM

This is an excerpt of what happened in this daily burden called life:

I arrived uber early at office at exactly 7:10 am. (Of course, I've put an earlier time.) I checked my ragnarok bot to see if its running and guess f'n what? It's rollbacked 5%. Yes, 5%. Do you have an idea on what it means? My whole day of botting was slashed out, put out of the frame, in other words - zipped out. Yes, yes, so sad.

On other side of things, i continued my E-MAP project, now that our other project: the one-week-type-those-four-goddamned-800-page-books is finished, i can finally continue on that idled project. I've been finishing the effects and some other stuff on the file, and i am proud to say that i've improved. Yes, it is a kick ass project waiting to be seen by the world and in matter of days, i'll be hailed as the world's greatest Flash animator. Ah, the joy. I'll put other animators out of the market and they'll arrive at my doorsteps, asking me to be their mentor and teach them my holy techniques on Flash craftsmanship... Then i'll whoop their ass and kick them back to their respective homes.

nyahahha, taena ang yabang ko. joke lang yun ah?

And oh, by the way, i have downloaded two books : Holy Blood, Holy Grail and The Digital Fortress.

Of course, of course, all of you already heard of this book called : Da Vinci Code because your classmate told you about it. Well this new book, Holy Book, Holy Grail is the book where Mr. Dan Brown got his idea. It's a cool book for conspiracy theory buffs like yours truly... This book is guaranteed to answer doubts you brewed up when reading Brown's book.

But i haven't read that yet because i'm currently reading Digital Fortress. My kind of books are in the tactical espionage genre, books with extreme intrigue and wit, and books with enough hot sex and violence... hehe. Well, this book is witty, i'll give it that. And it's a good read. Well, this is what i have read so far:

Susan Fletcher is an employee at NSA (i forgot what does that stand for) and she's the sole female employee at the Crypto-something division at NSA, she's a late bloomer and now she has a swimsuit-model body type. So she's hot. NSA has this super duper computer called TRANSLATR. TRANSLATR can decrypt encrypted messages easily by using an algorithm called 'BRUTE FORCE ALGO'. To put to simple terms, BFA is an algorithm that tests all combinations of string or integers to decrypt encrypted codes. So it's basically a trial and error machine that decrypt phone messages, e-mail messages etc. So that means that your e-mails are being snooped at by NSA. So be aware. This super duper computer was completed at 1995 and we don't know about it.

As for history of code encryption and decryption. It goes back to the BC days. Julius Caeasar has sent messengers to all parts of his kingdom and the messages were intercepted occasionally. So he thought of a brilliant plan of encrypting it. Meaning, writing it to codes so if the other side intercepts it, it will just be gibberish to them. And after that encryption evolved from simple letter sequences to multi-million number/letter sequences. It is like, finding a single grain of sand on a 3 mile beach.

As we all know, our mails, phone messages etc. are encrypted to 0s and 1s when passing throught the information gateway. TRANSLATR decrypts all of that to know about terrorist attacks, bombings etc. without the slightest concern on our privacy.

Now here's the story: TRANSLATR found a code they can't decrypt. This code was made by a former NSA employee-turned enemy by the name of... er... i forgot, coz he's Japanese. The BFA is in no effect, because the new alogrithm loops the codes so that TRANSLATR can't read that certain code. It may have found the right sequence, but it can't tell the TRANSLATR that that is the one.... puta gets niyo ba? basta ganun... Now, this Japanese guy released copies of the program to the internet, so all can download it. That means happy happy joy joy for companies and terrorists, but the Jap haven't released the passcode yet. The passcode will be given to the highest bidder. So everyone's bidding the highest $ on it. NSA is being blackmailed that the Jap will not release the passcode if NSA will tell the world about TRANSLATR. NSA can't assassinate the Jap because he's working with a third person saying that if somebody bad happens to the Jap, that third person will release the passcode for free. (Which is a good sense because there's no way a dead man can benefit on that, so why don't give the world a nice parting gift.)

And here's the twist. The Jap's dead and NSA didn't touch him.

basta ganun! tae! gets nio ba?

hapi graduation
Posted at 11:43 PM

oi hapi graduation senyo, pasensha na at di ako makakapunta kasi me trabaho pa ko d2 na kelangang tapusin..

manlibre naman kau!

tanga tanga...
Posted at 05:05 AM

kung kelan nandun ang ticket, d mo pa knuwa... ngaung wala na, ngaun mo hinahanap... tanga.

Unhappy Post
Posted at 11:55 PM

Yesterday was another miserable day for me. Yesterday was the graduation day of my classmates. Yes, they are graduating 1 ahead of me because of the fact that our ******* dean, pulled out my OJT class last sem on the last minute. I was flabbergasted.... yes, yes...

But here's the scenario:

I woke up early for work, took a bath, the usual stuff... I was so ready to work only halfday and i am on a formal attire, meaning, i was sooo ready to go to PICC.. Mj was bugging me to get her extra ticket for almost a week. I said 'no' for so many times. And on wednesday... i planned to get the ticket but i forgot to do so... Yes, yes... and then came thursday... I thought Mj's brother's fiancee (did u get that?) will get the extra ticket because her parents can't go to PICC. So it will be for her brother and brother's fiancee only.. Damn, i texted so many people so i can get a ticket. Then Patrick, as if on God's grace, forgot to bring the ticket! (He plans to attend the graduation) And he was not inclined on going back there. SO i texted him so i can get his ticket, he said yes... BUt there's only one problem... MJ has no battery left on her phone. I texted her what time the event will finish, if i can catch up... but alas, no reply... Trachelle said that she was down that day... WAH... T____T

Taena ang gulo no? basta!

a shitty post
Posted at 10:58 PM

I was pissed off my mother once again. Yes...

Here's the scenario:

I just got home from work. Did my usual just-got-home stuff such as washing my face, changing clothes, eating dinner, do 10000 pushups and pullups, respectively, then let our horses out of the stable to eat their dinner consisted of t-bone steak and carrots and corn on the side, and etc.

As usual, my mom is doing an endless monologue that i should do this, i should do that etcetera etcetera... I can feel something in my ass... something was cliffhanging* Then finally, i went to the CR (so i can't hear her) then took a shit. (tumae) It was the bultokachi type of shit.** After that holy ceremony (after lasting about 3 minutes) i thanked the gods of shitting good will and luck because it was not a mc arthur kind of shit*** and my ass cheek was free of shit splatter. My mom was waiting outside and she was saying that whenever we shit you should flush the toilet first before cleaning up your asshole because it's smelling like dead fishes in the kitchen. I was like "huh? ano koneksyon non?"

Well, guys how about you? Do you clean your asses off before flushing that shit to shit heaven? Let's think of the logic: When i shit, the matter that i think about most is the solid/liquidy stuff on my asshole not the fact that it will smell good when i go out the CR. Man, whose shit has a flowery-smell? C'mon tell me... And c'mon will you flush first the CR when your mind is focused on cleaning your shit up? The answer is simple, people clean their asses first before flushing the toilet? How is that? Because it is first priority to clean up yourself than your CR.

I, personally, cleans my ass off before flushing because it is ethical and more environment friendly... Who wants shit dangling off their asses for more than 30 seconds? Of course you'll wipe that off first before flushing.

That is the sole reason why the Filipino saying "Tingnan mo muna dumi sa pwet mo bago mo tingnan ung sa pwet ng iba" is conceived. - NO ONE FLUSHES THE TOILET BEFORE CLEANING THEIR ASS!


fact:

Some Filipino families don't have the jet spray type of ass-cleaner that we have, they use Tabo**** or sometimes, tissues to wipe their assholes.




*cliffhanger - (noun) a kind of shit that is almost hanging out of your asshole due to persistent ignorance that your shit is about to "hello world." In most cases, due to busy schedules or ignorance (or the CR is in the 5th floor of a mall and you are, unfortunately on the basement area looking for a parking spot), leads to an unhappy mother cleaning the shit out of your pants.

eg. "Chong cliffhanger na tong ebs ko, san kaya CR dito?"

** bultokachi - (noun) a kind of shit that splashes water around then you will get some residue on a cheek of you ass, but in some special case, you will get some splatters on both cheeks.

eg. "Ay leche, bultokachi nanaman, badtrip naman!"

*** mc arthur - (noun) a shit that when you flash the toilet, resists to go down to shit heaven and comes up again flatly saying : "i shall return." This is due to clogged shit heaven or lazily pressing the flush-er.

eg. "Mag flush ka! mc arthur ng mc arthur!"

**** tabo - (noun) a small water vessel used when taking a bath, cleaning your house and most specially, cleaning your ass after one hour of shitting session.

eg. "Tooool, paki abot ung tabo, natatae ako."

weekend fun.
Posted at 02:43 AM

We went to Batangas but no jackasses this time... sad.

bum
Posted at 03:29 AM

n.

A tramp; a vagrant.
A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live solely by the support of others.
An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person: The batter called the pitcher a bum.
One who is devoted to a particular activity or milieu: a beach bum.

v., bummed, bum·ming, bums.

v.intr.

To live by begging and scavenging from place to place. Often used with around.
To loaf.

v.tr.

To acquire by begging; cadge. See synonyms at cadge.
Slang. To depress, dishearten, or dismay. Often used with out.
adj.
Inferior; worthless: gave me bum advice; did a bum job of fixing the car.
Disabled; malfunctioning: a bum shoulder.
Unfavorable or unfair: got a bum deal on my final grade for the course.
Unpleasant; lousy: had a bum time at the party.
idiom:
on the bum

Living as a vagrant or tramp.
Out of order; broken.

gumawa ka naman, asa amp.

amp bubu
Posted at 01:37 PM

amp ung ka2long namin. my tumawag samin abt dun sa application ko sa work... mali mali ung dinig amps.. badtrep!

morning rants
Posted at 12:14 AM

Here we go again! This is the part of the day when i write rants about how miserable my life is... and mind you, it is just 8 am in the morning and i have so many to rant about.

Putsa, my mom, pissed me off once again. (yes, she does that pretty good...)

taena! ayoko na talaga sa bahay namin!!

The pain of loss...
Posted at 04:13 AM

A friend's close relative just passed away. It is definitely a sad time for his family...

One of the pillars was uprooted. Now, gone forever. She maybe a stranger to me, i even do not remember her face... but still, i feel sorry for the loss and i am still grieved by the sad reality that all of us will face the pain my friend is enduring right now.

Yes, he will get over it sooner or later. But his loss is like losing a limb. Losing an important part of your soul. Your soul is connected to that somebody and without notice, it will be severed... the ties disappearing in an instant... That, simply is the saddest thing that will happen in your lifetime. You can endure physical pain, with proper treatment and some ointment, the wounds would heal... But how about the pain of loss? What is the cure? Yes, there is no cure.... It's only up to that person to endure that loss and let time do its bidding. They say time heals all wounds... and it certainly does. You just wait... just wait.

I haven't experienced the pain of loss yet, but i know, that in the distant part of my mind, my thoughts, that it will be painful. It is inevitable... It is just up to that person if he can endure that loss... If he's a well oiled machinery that can withstand the sadness of loss...

But hey, life goes on...

Smile.



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on the other side of things:

um, an employer called and he said that he wanted to see portfolios of my work.

but unfortunately, i haven't done any collecting of my previous creations. and my PC was reformatted a few months back..

now im creating the ultimate site...
behold...

bwahahhahahaha!

joke lang.

kinukulit ako
Posted at 10:08 AM

kinukulit ako ng netpros... tumawag nanaman samin kaso ung katulong namin di sinabi na tawagan n lang ako sa cel ko kasi nasa opis ako... ano ba yan?

forecast on my so called life..
Posted at 02:50 PM

Saturday, this is supposed to be my rest day. Yes, and what does rest day means for me? Going to school and meddle with my crap-for-a-professor. Yes, yes, he gives us instructions only he can understand. I think he's speaking in God-knows-what language... He has this funny accent that makes english-speaking Japanese more understandable... And to make matters worse is that he just "came back from the hospital" or so he says... Our class is left on the dark when it comes to OJT stuff and requirements.. He says (and stressed) that he will SEE to it that he will CORRESPOND with us via email whenever we have questions or whatsoever... Um, but looky-here... HE HASN'T GODDAMNED EVEN SENT ME A SINGLE MAIL! Now, he's setting an example for young kids like me...

Damn him, i want to pull his intestines out from his nostrils and whip his sorry ass fifty thousand times... but if i am not yet tired, i might pull his arms out of their sockets then use it as drumsticks and drum his eyeballs out. AND... if i am so damn inclined... i'll rip him out, divide him into itty, bitty bite size pieces and mail him across fifty zipcodes...

and after that, i'll assume that i'll be tired, and then sleep.

on the other side of the coin,

And yes, i am feeling guilty of leaving my bot at office. It is currently running for 72 hours plus... This is my oppurtunistic tendencies running amok again... No, no, i am not THAT bad... that's only payback for labor-abusing me for the past month now...

and as sleep playfully lingers on my thoughts, i'll press a few keystrokes, shut my computer down and then drowse of to la-la land...

i hate you.
Posted at 12:38 AM

GODDAMNIT...
Monday morning and this is what i get!?
I hate you! Every single cell in this body hates the hell out of you.
Can't wait til i get out of this house.

Netpros
Posted at 11:48 PM

um, they're bugging me sending me mails and calling my abode. I don't know if i'm going to accept the offer because the office is far.

Patience my child.
Posted at 08:53 AM

YE! I am so goddamned happy right now, everything's in a straight line right now... oh ye?

Sometimes, it pays to be patient, and when you are patient... er... you are... patient. Um, i am so flabbergasted right now and i can't put some philosopical thoughts on that earlier line.

Well, if you've been reading my blog religiously, you might notice that i am blogging about my stupid project that takes forever to finish because of some new projects that preempts it. And hey, guess what? I have found the way!! They say that if there's a will there's a way? All i can say is : "If there's the internet, there's the program."

Thanks to the help of those jerks at VBforums, ignoring a programming newbie like yours truly. Soon enough, i'll become a programming god and kick your arseholes out of your body! You shall bow and lick my fingers.

And also, a very BIG thanks to Philip Naparan, for without him, i have no program and i'll be sleeping with dead fishes on the bottom of mapua lagoon...

EVIL LAUGH!


A few tweaks, a few edits... and i am on my way to becoming god-like.
bwahahah! Goodbye mortals!

Goldenheart
Posted at 03:14 PM

Just when i thought this country's going straight down to the dogs, just when i thought there's no hope, just when the dark clouds will hover this country and wipe all of us because we Filipinos are just walking pieces of garbages with feet...

Came Filipinos with golden heart*...


The scenario:

Laurence Aepol Deperalta and yours truly was about to go home from work... Then with all bad luck, aepol's car have run out of friggin' batteries because, apparently, he left the park lights open.. We lost all hope, looking over the horizon, there was no one... not even a single soul... We looked, and looked... we hoplessly looked for signs of foot sounds, signs of human signature... We've searched empty trash bins, under the parked cars, girl's CR... Alas, no one is there to be found...

Then suddenly,

Like prophets from heaven with trumpets on their grubby hands, came two menacing people... We've corresponded with them, told us that the car has run out of its battery. We lost hope, we know we can't go home without the car, for PLDT is in the middle of nothingness... They told us to be patient, wait for strangers that can lend us some wire thingy and electrocute the battered and fallen battery so it can revitalize so we can continue our postponed journey...

Like an eagle, aepol soared upstairs and got the wire-cable thingy. Then with a massive thud, another machine with four tires came down to us, and lend us their helping battery and jumper-ed the old, tired machine of aepol...

With thunderous growls... The machine came back to life, and we are on our way back to salvation...

Yes, the battle was won, but the war was far from over, we needed to get the car up and running in the vast wilderness of mandaluyong...

In the end, we won. Battered, but we have won.




*Not the actual golden heart because if we do have golden hearts, there would be non stop killing.